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August 19, 2005

Al Qaeda Attacks US Navy Ships in Jordan, Come Up Short

Today Al Qaeda terrorists fired three rockets at US ships. According to a post on the website they threaten additional attacks:

…we warn the Americans, who are spreading their freedom corruption throughout the world and who have stolen the wealth of the Muslim nation, to expect even more stinging attacks.

A source in the US Armed Services who declined to be identified because he was not authorized to speak to the press had this to say:

Buwahahahahahahahaha! Stinging attacks? They can't even hit a big fat boat docked at a pier.


Posted by John Bambenek at August 19, 2005 10:00 AM

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LOL. Really, what is this "stolen the wealth of the Muslim nation" business. We pay them a king's ransom for our oil. Do they want our first borns too?

Posted by: NYgirl at August 19, 2005 8:42 PM

I propose the immediate retirement of the phrase "can't hit the broad side of a barn" in favor of some quip which references this incident. :)

Posted by: Matt at August 20, 2005 3:30 AM

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